It has come to my attention that my laptop is my modern version of the 7-11 parking lot. I sort of sit around it waiting for odd jobs to come up. I would strip but I would have to pay them to see me naked, I know this for a fact. You know who you are! I pick up data processing and telemarketing jobs that the India outsource offices would turn up thier collective noses at. When a good opportunity pulls up, I hop on.
I've also taken Obama's message to heart, we should all return to college. It's a great place to hide out until the economic shit storm subsides. Plus the quad is an awesome place to pick up a game of Magic the Gathering or you can always join the gay/lesbian alliance. Unfortunately, Starbucks have infiltrated most campuses, so this is no place to get coffee. I would rather drink a hot steaming cup of bum pooh, I know this for a fact. You know who you are.
So if you are still reading my blog...this is the survival story of the middle aged, middle class hipster mom, down and out in the United States of America. Maybe I can give you some tips, make you feel better about your life or just give you something to laugh about. Stay tuned...
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"So if you are still reading my blog...this is the survival story of the middle aged, middle class hipster mom, down and out in the United States of America."
ReplyDeleteNice... sounds deserving of a segment on NPR... maybe "This American Life"
Would rewrite last bit to "down, but not out". Or am I being too much of a Pollyanna?